A little while ago in the wee small hours while at a bush doof, I had a vision for some shenanigans. It went like this…

What if we created a closet that could be wheeled onto a dance floor in the middle of a party, filled with weird costumery, and a bunch of people in lingerie and lab coats with clipboards started randomly dressing people, then observed them and took notes?

And what if after some time, they just removed the clothing, put it back in the closet, handed people cards and wheeled it away? All done in silence with no context or explanation.

Would that be a fun and weird thing to do? HELL YES!

I spent about 2 months creating pieces for the Closet with contributions from my awesome crew. It was such a lot of fun and I’m so glad we managed to pull it off on the night!

Performed at The Third Degree 2026: The 5th Element

Thank you to my co-conspirators Mayena, Leo, Katherine and Layla. And thank you to all the good sports who consented to participating in our little social experiment! With love, the Miss Peaches Theme Camp crew